Best shaving cream for free kicks?

[aqua toque]

Discuss....

[riser3]

And a red card to Mr. Toque. How dare you question an official???

[RobRoyMeans]

Linesman overruled, RS!

The Ref is clearly only part way there; he needs to learn the trick of glueing in a section of the little red straw that comes with a can of WD-40.

Tighter pattern means greater precision and extende range! I think a 2 1/2 inch section glued into a can of Barbasol would be a good in this application.

[Edgewood]

Is this about shaving legs?

[aqua toque]

.. he needs to learn the trick of glueing in a section of the little red straw that comes with a can of WD-40.

Good idea.

Some of these morans haven't figured out that if you don't hold the can close to the ground all you do is get spooge on everybody's shoes.

[aqua toque]

Is this about shaving legs?

Yes. No. Maybe.

For one reason or another the players in the line all cover their gonads.

[riser3]

You shave your ass!

[Edgewood]

You shave your ass!

Not sure FHW is old enough to shave.

[chamonix]

I was thinking of this..the shaving cream propellent was to get you high?

cool go-go dancers in the caterpillar outfits